Hedge Funds

Dear Wall Street Journal:

Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man is here today to trim the hedges - hedge funds. It is apparent that Wall Street is completely out of control - pressing the smoke-and-mirrors environment to a new level of fraud and unethical behavior. Risk management and investment performance is masked by mismarked positions. Nonetheless, the Wall Street shell game will reshuffle for the sake of maintaining the markets - preventing a dramatic market collapse. Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man is here today to rescue the investor from getting mulched on Wall Street. Think before you invest. It hurts.

Richard T. Mudrinich
Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man
3712 Broomsedge Court
Fairfax, VA 22033
703-851-9105
richard.mudrinich@hotmail.com
http://www.rescuerick.com