Happy Saint Patrick's Day - another green day. However, I sense that Wall Street has created some brownfields, similar to the brownfields of the industrial age. Brownfields are abandoned, idled, or under-used industrial and commercial facilities where expansion or redevelopment is complicated by real or perceived environmental contaminations.
Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man seeks to rescue individuals, families, and institutions from yard accidents as well as other issues involving the green. Spring is near, and Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man promotes yard safety awareness. Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man is sad for the many people impacted by the recent subprime mortgage meltdown. Indeed, Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man chopped-off part of his left foot related to Wall Street shenanigans.
Wall Street competitive forces often result in brutal sneaky warped behavior. For many competitive achievers, they engage the Wall Street culture to make moola (sometimes mega moola) for themselves and their families. On the selfish to generous continuum, Wall Street players are typically very selfish to protect their interests and get the job done. In turn, they have lesser genuine regard for client outcomes. Consequently, there are millions of people who have been destroyed by selfish behavior.
Bad News Bears! Once again, the Bear takes a Wall Street dump. I feel sorry for the millions of people impacted by this Bear related crap in the woods of the world, including several Bear employees. I forgive them for they were too arrogant, manipulative, and selfish to know what was right to do. I look forward to my Fed bailout as well. Thank you.
Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man is here today to trim the hedges - hedge funds. Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man is a yard safety super hero who strives to rescue individuals from accidents involving green grass and now greenbacks.
It is apparent that Wall Street is completely out of control - pressing the smoke-and-mirrors environment to a new level of fraud and unethical behavior. Risk management and investment performance is masked by mismarked positions and shady investment management. Wall Street has many tricks and holds these cards of the trade close to its vest. With the current subprime mortgage hedge fund fiasco, the Wall Street cards have been dropped and revealed to the public and investment communities around the world. Indeed, Wall Street firms stick it to other Wall Street firms as well. Nonetheless, the Wall Street shell game will reshuffle for the sake of maintaining the markets - preventing a dramatic market collapse. Yet, I hope that justice will be served. Bad sneaky is as bad sneaky gets. Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man is here today to rescue the investor from getting mulched on Wall Street.
Please be careful with your investment decisions. Wall Street serves its purpose, and Wall Street will take your money. I caution your trips to the Wall Street casino. Wall Street is very shrewd, very cruel, and very sick. It is a wonderful day in the Wall Street neighborhood - the gang will stick you if they can!
In short, there are some similarities between yard accidents and Wall Street accidents - both involve stupid human tricks on various levels. I feel sorry for many Bear employees (many who became mesmerized by the CDO machine of chaos). I forgive them for they did not care about the impact on other people.
Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man really does care about people! Also, I will never forget the concern of Ace Greenberg for my situation. Ace stood-up for me. I am available now as his friend.
Mulch Madness. Think before you invest. Think before you cut. It hurts. Thank you FED for another rescue!
Richard T. Mudrinich
Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man